Solution to Global Warming

I have a modest proposal to counteract global warming: Nukes.

Remember back in school when they said that a nuclear exchange would result in "Nuclear Winter" and the icing of the globe? That was back before Global Warming started killing off polar bears. If we were to really, seriously, nuke the bloody sh*t out of Pyongyang Tehran Graceland someplace evil, we'd add Nuclear Winter to our Global Warming, and voila!

Just like someone getting chocolate in your peanut-butter, we'd have Nuclear Global Autumn. Sweater-weather for everyone!