(I was going to entitle the article "How Fundamentalists...", but, honestly, this seems to hold true of pretty much all the folks I've met who label themselves "Christian" without further qualification. This post doesn't apply to Christians with a more specific designation unless they agree with the likes of Le Haye, the 700 Club, &c.)
EDIT: My wording of this post last night was not good, and I've offended at least one person already (which wasn't my intention). I've asked a "language" question in the comments, but wanted to put right up front that I'm sorry to have offended folks.
