Ok, it's song lyric time. This is the first and last time I will ever post song lyrics on this blog. These song lyrics are no pathetic paean to any bedraggled "my lexus key, it cuts me" emo-esque foppery -- no, this's appropriate kudos for a true work of art.
Behold, the most "Wow, that's fucked up" composition you'll ever hear, not only displacing Ein Stuhl in Der Holle, but even edging out Excitable Boy for its "yeah, uhh... huh?" value.
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missed me
missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you kiss me mister i might tell my sister
if i tell her, mister, she might tell my mother and my
mother, mister, just might tell my father and my father,
mister, he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer
come up from the city and arrest you mister,
so i wouldnt miss me if you get me, mister, see?
missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you kiss me mister, you must think i'm pretty
if you think so mister, you must want to fuck me
if you fuck me mister, it must mean you love me
if you love me mister, you would never leave me
it's as simple as can be!
missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you miss me mister, why do you keep leaving
if you trick me mister, i will make you suffer
and they'll get you mister, put you in the slammer and forget
you mister, then you'll miss me won't you won't you miss me
won't you miss me
missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you kiss me mister, take responsibility
i'm fragile mister, just like any girl would be
and so misunderstood (so treat me delicately!)
missed me missed me now you've gone and done it
hope you're happy, in the county penitentiary
it serves you right for kissing little girls, but i'll visit, if you miss me
say you miss me!!
how's the food they feed you?
do you miss me?
will you kiss me through the window?
do you MISS ME? MISS ME?!
will they ever let you go?
i miss my mister so!
missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you kiss me mister i might tell my sister
if i tell her, mister, she might tell my mother and my
mother, mister, just might tell my father and my father,
mister, he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer
come up from the city and arrest you mister,
so i wouldnt miss me if you get me, mister, see?
missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you kiss me mister, you must think i'm pretty
if you think so mister, you must want to fuck me
if you fuck me mister, it must mean you love me
if you love me mister, you would never leave me
it's as simple as can be!
missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you miss me mister, why do you keep leaving
if you trick me mister, i will make you suffer
and they'll get you mister, put you in the slammer and forget
you mister, then you'll miss me won't you won't you miss me
won't you miss me
missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you kiss me mister, take responsibility
i'm fragile mister, just like any girl would be
and so misunderstood (so treat me delicately!)
missed me missed me now you've gone and done it
hope you're happy, in the county penitentiary
it serves you right for kissing little girls, but i'll visit, if you miss me
say you miss me!!
how's the food they feed you?
do you miss me?
will you kiss me through the window?
do you MISS ME? MISS ME?!
will they ever let you go?
i miss my mister so!
