Dumbledore is dead. Not only is he dead, but it was not murder. It was a mercy killing. The "fast one" that was pulled was Dumbledore taking a piece of Riddle soul into him, and suffering horrifically as a result... while hiding the fact from Harry.
The only thing left out was falling into helicopter rotors. And then into a sausage machine. At a hotdog eating contest held by the Chicago bears. Then passed onto a rose garden. Which was paved over, and adopted by the KKK. Which the NAACP buys up and demolishes.
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Dumbledore is dead. Not only is he dead, but it was not murder. It was a mercy killing. The "fast one" that was pulled was Dumbledore taking a piece of Riddle soul into him, and suffering horrifically as a result... while hiding the fact from Harry.
Interesting. I'll keep that in mind if I ever read the books.
I thought it was a way to let Snape keep his cover.
Dumbledore is NOT dead. Didn't you read the link Russ? :P :P :P
poisoned, shot off a tower, and buried = dead
It was almost like he was villain in an early nineties Donner flick.
The only thing left out was falling into helicopter rotors. And then into a sausage machine. At a hotdog eating contest held by the Chicago bears. Then passed onto a rose garden. Which was paved over, and adopted by the KKK. Which the NAACP buys up and demolishes.
I have a fever. Wheee.
Hey but Blair if that had happened to him he'd be back in a sequel a la Maniac Cop :)
Or as a cyborg. He could get a gleaming metal arm for the withered one. Or he could get the Vader rig.
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