Pirates of the Caribbean Sucked
I don't know where to even begin to start criticizing this Piece of Rat Dung flick -- if you haven't seen it you'd be much better served following more laudable pursuits like buggering kittens than giving this movie any money.
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I didn't think it was THAT bad. It simply lived up to what was originally promised: a movie based on an amusement-park ride.
Now, I grant you, if Bloom and whats-her-name could act their way out of wet cardboard boxes, it really would have helped.
I mean, when you compare this to Monster-a-Go-Go, the choice is clear...
Monster-a-Go-Go?
MyOpinion = -(YourOpinion)
Cool -- you gonna post a review?
Monster-a-Go-Go is the litmus test for truly awful movies. It is vastly worse than Manos, the Hands of Fate.
But, yeah, the fact that I'm an MST3K junkie probably does color my views a bit... huge chunks of this movie, well, blew chunks. But it did have little moments, and that's better than I can say for MaGG
I dunno if I'll write a review or not.. Is there a reason to?
Not particularly, but you often do.
Yeah.. I don't really know why I do actually.. To have something to post I guess.. As you can tell, I haven't had much to blog about lately..
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