Friday, July 24, 2009

Why California is Doomed




I motion that logic, rhetoric and economics be taught in Junior High School, and that any students receiving less than a C on a standardized test thereof be immediately fed to rabid stoats.

12 comments:

Mike said...

Like, WHOA man. That, that is urm, like totally weird and stuff. And food should be free and we should sell it at the Farmers Market.

Seriously, someone needs to take this person and for the good of all humankind sterilize her.

Madeleine said...

Oh my god, we're screwed.

boxingalcibiades said...

Yep yep, it's Miss South Carolina all over again.

California can be rich, as soon as other people do stuff for her...

Russ said...

Teachable moment!! I'm using this in class today....

JimDesu said...

Under what auspices?

Mike said...

Why you shouldn't sleep in your grammer class...

or logic...

or english...

Hell man, pick one.

JimDesu said...

Oh, I agree, but I like Russ's lecture format; it'd be entertaining to see what he did with it.

Annamaria said...

OK, I thought childbirth and ingrown toenail extraction were No. 1 and No. 2 on my pain scale.
Oh boy howdy was I wrong.
I want my last two and half minutes back. And my forebrain be numbed.

boxingalcibiades said...

1. Andrew Mellon: "Taxation, the peoples' business."

2. Pay attention when you read economics, or else you may wind up like **this** person.

Russ said...

Oh, and Jimdesu, you think THAT's bad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-VmBMHkw

Weep for California, buddy.

Mike said...

I ran out of tears for Cally long ago. Just pray for the big earthquake so we can start over. You are on the right side of the fault so you should be ok. I make sure I pray for it with the caveat that you, Maddie and Marcy are visiting out of state or on the safe side of the fault.

Madeleine said...

I like that caveat :-)

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