Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Palestine: Game (long) Over

WARNING: unedited rambling rant-ish post ahead....



There was a very sad afternoon for my twin and I when we were kids when we spent a while at one of the more significant crossroads of the Trail of Tears thinking about what our forbears had done to the Native American population. Gaza brings up similar feelings for me -- there're just as many Arabs selling out other Arabs as there were Native Americans doing the same back then, and, just like then, the only rational conclusion for the native population involved is "game over, dude".

Peace talks so far speak of a "two state solution" and not only do not countenance any return of palestinian properties taken (these seizures are mostly known, right down to the street addresses), but also of no right to participate in any meaningful way in the Israeli population -- as the local Jews say "or else we'd be a minority in our own country". This's slightly different than our history here, when, even though our idea of America was a country of, by and for white people, there was plenty of land for everyone. Like the situation with Israel, though, the native population had already occupied the best land, so clearly that had to change. Palestinian Arabs are now squished into cantons, ghettos or reservations (depending on whose rhetoric you favor) that make the idea of a single continuous, autonomous and sovereign state as laughable as the pretext of Native American reservations' sovereignty that the government maintains today (Native Americans on "their" land can barely spit without BIA's approval).

The Native Palestinians are a conquered and defeated people existing solely where the Israelis chose to crowd them, with water rights solely when they don't contravene the interests of the steadily increasing numbers of incoming Zionists. The Fatah and Hamas organizations are flag-wavers on a sinking ship and the other regional Arab states who continue to throw the Palestinians under the proverbial bus so as to distract their own populations from their local tyrannies are well aware of this fact and are perfectly happy to see Palestinians slaughtered 10-to-1 (8.5 years of rocket attacks have killed 28 Jewish Israelis (the Israelis that Israelis care about), making the death toll from the current operation about 10-1 -- thus easily satisfying Blair's Law of Insurrection). Thus there's no hope of other Arab states coming to the Philistines' rescue to overthrow Israel (nor would Western "consciences" countenance an undoing of their solution to Hitler's "solution").

Israelis will never allow the Palestinians to co-habitate with them for fear of losing racial hegemony (the clear game-plan to satisfy "Never Again" being to maintain a country just for them plus just enough defanged second-class Arabs as are needed to clean their commodes), nor can any viable nation be pieced together from disconnected regions whose occupants enjoy no right of travel between them. The big question is: when are the Palestinians going to realize that the game is up, that resistance at this point is utterly futile, and that their only hope is to seek extradition to other countries where they can be taken advantage of in a new Arab version of the Grapes of Wrath?

Friday, December 19, 2008

Nuff Said: FedEx

Damn. I'm impressed. Never heard of that in my life. Wow.

I'm impressed. Damn. Way to do it right....

Damn.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Lucky Bastards, All

Never say never, and never imagine that the "correct" course of behavior is always the one that will be rewarded.

For example: the upcoming resets in ARMs that everyone's been worried about, given the banking sector? No problem -- there's such a misery of doom & gloom and the flight-to-safety has been so strong, that for the moment, most folks with adjustable mortgages are about to get a discount, while those of us who 'did the right thing' and locked in "low" interest rates while Bernanke was inflating the money supply will continue to pay out through the schnozola.

So, independent of anything that the cretins in Washington D.C. would bring you, the natural business cycle's current supply of deflation is bringing mortgage relief to all the nation's household-roulette players, and of course, to my twin, the lucky bastard....

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I almost wonder if this was the real reason for Bernanke's cranking the rate so low and turning the printing presses up to 11. Of course, anyone with savings will pay for it in the end, but since the net aggregate savings rate in the U.S. has been negative for many years, this'll likely mean that we're screwing over the Chinese and the Germans.

Bastards... Humbug, I say unto Thee! (c:

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Spin the Black Circle

I'm not generally a fan of flash games, as, in general, I'm vastly too time-constrained to be able to play games -- I know that makes me sound like a stick in the mud, but ten hour days at work plus 3-4 hours commuting plus 8 hours sleep leaves precious little time for everything else, and this means that weekends are busy from the week's stuff piling up to be dispatched.

That said, I have to recommend a game I stumbled across while waiting for some code to build: Spin the Black Circle. It's addictive the way that video games used to be. Apparently, they still make them like they used to....

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

And now for something completely different



UPDATE: Ok, cute impaired people, if that doesn't make your right-brains work, then how about these flying foxes that were separated from their mother after a big storm in Aussie-land?

Monday, December 01, 2008

FICO shoe to drop

As this link is stating, the big banks, facing the long-anticipated credit-card bust looming over them, are likely to severely cut available credit lines. Rightly so, given that in a financial panic those most likely to use credit are the least likely to be able to repay. But this will actually have a double-whammy on credit, since part of everyone's FICO score is the percentage of personal credit already used. Once credit lines are slashed, every holder of one of those lines of credit will get a commensurately lower FICO score, and, thus will not be able to borrow as cheaply as before.

Whether banks give a broad-based haircut to credit-lines, or base them on current credit utilization will remain to be seen.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Force is Strong in this One



I haven't listened to it with the volume up yet (Maddie's typing beside me, and I don't want to distract her), but clearly this little Penguin's got something going on.

It's raining

No, not financial doom & gloom, just rain.

We get very little in the way of weather out here (lots of climate, but little actual weather). It isn't snow, but I'm thrilled nonetheless. (c:

Friday, November 14, 2008

Thirty More Years

Since most folks are mostly invested in equities, I thought I'd provide an example of what's happening in the bond world. This's a very subjective data-point (my 401k), but it shows the perspective that the big financiers have on things pretty well.

This's also a good testament to the fact that one should adjust risk tolerance over time -- this is a diversified bond portfolio, but it's still much higher risk than someone near retirement should have had. Looking at a 401k like this just prior to retirement can really swing your perspective towards socialism, fast.

Luckily, many of us have 30 more years for things to work out. :)

ADVANCED MICRO DEVICES INC 7.75000% 11/01/2012 -32.87%
AMKOR TECHNOLOGY INC SR NT 9.25000% 06/01/2016
-34.36%
AVENTINE RENEWABLE ENERGY HLDG 10.00000% 04/01/2017
-73.97%
BOSTON SCIENTIFIC CORP 5.45000% 06/15/2014
-11.98%
BOWATER INC DEB 9.50000% 10/15/2012
-71.62%
CENVEO CORP SR SB NT 7.87500% 12/01/2013
-27.05%
CHESAPEAKE ENERGY CORP 6.87500% 11/15/2020 4.25%
CHIQUITA BRANDS INTL INC 7.50000% 11/01/2014
-21.38%
CLEAR CHANNEL COMMUNICATIONS DEB 7.250% 10/15/2027
-75.49%
CLEAR CHANNEL COMM NOTES 5.500% 09/15/2014
-67.57%
COLUMBIA HCA HEALTHCARE MTN BE 8.70000% 02/10/2010
-8.92%
COLUMBIA HCA HEALTHCARE MTN BE 7.75000% 07/15/2036
-41.17%
DEAN FOODS CO SR NT 6.90000% 10/15/2017
-15.75%
DENNYS HLDGS INC SR NT 10.00000% 10/01/2012
-22.00%
DILLARD DEPT STORES INC 6.62500% 01/15/2018 NT
-48.89%
DOLE FOOD INC SR NT 8.87500% 03/15/2011
-31.11%
FORD MTR CO DEL DEB 8.87500% 01/15/2022
-67.18%
FREEPORT-MCMORAN COPPER & GOLD 8.37500% 04/01/2017
-3.49%
HERTZ CORP SR SB NT 10.50000% 01/01/2016
-43.47%
ITT CORP NEW DEB 7.37500% 11/15/2015
-25.14%
LIBERTY MEDIA CORP DEBENTURES 8.500% 07/15/2029 11.49%
LOWE'S COMPANIES INC BONDS 5.500% 10/15/2035
-30.60%
MAGNACHIP SEMICONDUCTOR S A 6.87500% 12/15/2011
-91.22%
MEDIACOM BROADBAND LLC & MEDIA 8.50000% 10/15/2015
-7.06%
MICHAELS STORES INC SR SB 11.37500% 11/01/2016
-72.00%
NEIMAN MARCUS GROUP INC 9.00000% 10/15/2015
-46.03%
PEP BOYS MANNY MOE & JACK 7.50000% 12/15/2014
-47.90%
QWEST COMMUNICATIONS INTL INC 7.50000% 02/15/2014
-24.99%
R H DONNELLEY CORP SR NT-1A 6.87500% 01/15/2013
-73.41%
REMINGTON ARMS INC NEW 10.50000% 02/01/2011
-23.12%
RITE AID CORP SR NT 8.62500% 03/01/2015
-64.77%
SMITHFIELD FOODS INC SR NT 7.00000% 08/01/2011
-21.50%
SOLO CUP CO SR SB NT 8.50000% 02/15/2014
-24.44%
SOUTHWEST AIRLS CO DEB 7.37500% 03/01/2027
-23.30%
STONE CONTAINER CORP SR NT 8.37500% 07/01/2012
-47.30%
TIME WARNER COMPANIES INC 6.87500% 06/15/2018
-18.94%
TIMES MIRROR CO NEW DEB 7.25000% 03/01/2013
-80.89%
TRIBUNE CO NEW NT 4.875% 08/15/2010
-65.62%
U S CONCRETE INC SR SB 8.37500% 04/01/2014
-25.40%
UNISYS CORP SR NT 8.00000% 10/15/2012
-41.58%
UNISYS CORP SR NT 8.50000% 10/15/2015
-42.17%
UNITED RENTALS NORTH AMER INC 7.00000% 02/15/2014
-23.58%
WEYERHAEUSER CO DEB 6.95000% 10/01/2027
-30.83%

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Relax

In these days of financial doom and gloom, with taxpayer bailouts being used to fund christmas bonuses on wall street, I thought it might be nice to bespeak the good news:
...

OK, that was short. In the absence of any really particularly good news, I instead offer two opportunities for relaxation and cheerfulness. Remember, it's the relaxed person who survives the car crash....

Friday, October 31, 2008

Getting Ready for the Plunge

Forget everyone who's been talking about when the recovery'll start; we're just about to take the big dive....

Wonks everywhere have been panicking about the Baltic Dry Index, which represents the amount of good being shipped in containers over the seas. As this article mentions, global orders are down precipitously (Volvo's YoY truck orders are down 99.6% from 41,970 to 155!). With no-one buying goods, who needs employees? Retail's gonna get creamed; demand for short-term commercial loans will skyrocket to cover the fact that no-one's buying, and demand for retail loans will plummet. Visa(V) has already taken it in the proverbial shorts (pun intended), but all those banks who've been using the projected proceeds from usurious lending rates will find themselves in deem kim-chee.

Pension funds are also in big trouble:1,2,3,4,5,6, and CalPERS, for locals.

Like I said, hang onto your hats, 'cuz it's gonna be scary.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Exploding Money Supply

Ben Bernanke is known, among other appellations, as "Helicopter Ben", because he believes that the Federal Reserve Bank caused the Great Depression by reacting to the financial crisis of the time by killing the nation's money supply. His response, when interviewed years ago, as to what he'd do in a similar situation was to drop money from helicopters if necessary to preserve money/credit liquidity. As you can see from the chart below, this's pretty much exactly what he's doing:


All the folks who claim it's the Great Depression all over again are wrong: last time the spike was in the opposite direction. Here's the broader picture:

As you can see from the picture, what we're currently doing is exacerbating the symptoms of the current problem, as opposed to what they did last time, which was to look at the symptoms and say "Whoa -- we've gotta put a break on this!"

Both, though are approaches to dealing with the primary symptom of the real problem: the overexpansion of money supply through loosening credit standards. There are a lot of dollars in circulation that only exist for real if you pretend their corresponding IOU's don't exist, just like the situation that occurred last century. In both cases, the result is a vastly increased number of dollars representing the same actual amount of national wealth. Thus each dollar represents much less wealth than it used to. But when credit increases like mad, people don't tend to keep their dollars -- they offload their dollars fast, converting them into assets instead. This is relatively OK if the assets themselves were paid for with cash, but when those assets were paid for with money that was itself purchased, that IOU sits out there demanding more cash to repay it. If the IOU is small, then it can be paid down and there's no big deal. If it's big, though, then when a hiccup hits the economy the demand for money suddenly outstrips the demand for assets, since the banks won't let us pay off our credit-cards by mailing them fancy sneakers. All the IOUs come home to roost and the money that people thought they had starts going "poof" -- suddenly cold hard cash looks much nicer than a shiny IPod and everyone starts taking money out of circulation if they can, or else they do the whole matter-antimatter thing and pay down their debts, destroying the illusion of wealth that wasn't really their in the first place (and in a real panic, selling the Lexus for $10k). This's the exact opposite of the "wheelbarrow of money" scenario of Weimar Germany and Zimbabwe, but just as bad.

Bernanke's attempting to snatch stagnation from the jaws of implosion by running the printing presses hard; maybe it'll work.

But in the long run, all those dollars will be coming out of our hides in the form of higher interest rates (to halt hyperinflation), vastly higher taxes (if we figure out how to borrow the money instead of print it), or some combination of the two. Regardless of how that plays out, we're dodging Scylla by stearing straight at Charibdis, so hang onto your hats, 'cuz the next decade's gonna get rough.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Nuff Said: Sinfest on Paulson's New Bailout Plan


Paulson:
<Vader>I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
</Vader>
(UPDATE:
According to the Washington Post, the deal is not
voluntary.
Federal regulators said they did expect some banks to volunteer, though none stepped forward yesterday. But they added that they would not rely on volunteers. Treasury will set standards for deciding which banks can be helped, and the regulatory agencies will triage the banks they oversee: The institutions faring best and worst will not receive investments. The institutions in the middle, whose fortunes could be improved by putting a little more money in the bank, will be pushed to accept the money from the government.
)





Clearly someone gets it.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Nuff Said: That Giant Sucking Sound



If I weren't already incensed as to the "good judgement" McCain's showing by nominating Palin (is he tring to force me to vote for Obama?!), this would certainly do it. The whole "it's a crisis, let's elect a king" reflex is never good, but the "we have to act yesterday" drums keep beating....

For half that amount we could simply buy all the foreclosed houses outright and transfer them to HUD (not that I think the Feds have any business having a HUD, but it's better than making Paulson the most powerful man in the world).

Friday, September 26, 2008

Missed Me, by the Dresden Dolls


Ok, it's song lyric time. This is the first and last time I will ever post song lyrics on this blog. These song lyrics are no pathetic paean to any bedraggled "my lexus key, it cuts me" emo-esque foppery -- no, this's appropriate kudos for a true work of art.

Behold, the most "Wow, that's fucked up" composition you'll ever hear, not only displacing Ein Stuhl in Der Holle, but even edging out Excitable Boy for its "yeah, uhh... huh?" value.

(click title for link to audio)

missed me

missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you kiss me mister i might tell my sister
if i tell her, mister, she might tell my mother and my
mother, mister, just might tell my father and my father,
mister, he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer
come up from the city and arrest you mister,
so i wouldnt miss me if you get me, mister, see?

missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you kiss me mister, you must think i'm pretty
if you think so mister, you must want to fuck me
if you fuck me mister, it must mean you love me
if you love me mister, you would never leave me
it's as simple as can be!

missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you miss me mister, why do you keep leaving
if you trick me mister, i will make you suffer
and they'll get you mister, put you in the slammer and forget
you mister, then you'll miss me won't you won't you miss me
won't you miss me

missed me missed me now you've gotta kiss me
if you kiss me mister, take responsibility
i'm fragile mister, just like any girl would be
and so misunderstood (so treat me delicately!)

missed me missed me now you've gone and done it
hope you're happy, in the county penitentiary
it serves you right for kissing little girls, but i'll visit, if you miss me
say you miss me!!
how's the food they feed you?
do you miss me?
will you kiss me through the window?
do you MISS ME? MISS ME?!
will they ever let you go?
i miss my mister so!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Congratulations to Chris

My brother Chris is now officially wed (last Sunday) to a really neat woman. Yay!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Taleb

I've been a fan of Taleb for a while now, doubly so now that everything I've ever heard him say has shown itself to be true. Whether or not you have a math or finance background, he's worth reading. And now he has an article in Edge; and even though Edge can be excruciatingly self-congratulatory in it's "we're the smart people" marketing, the article is very worth reading.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Download Chrome

If you're on a Windows machine, skip Internet Explorer in favor of Google's new browser Chrome.  It's positively boring, it works so well.  And if you download research papers, you can pull a multi-hundred page PDF in a new tab without seeing any affect at all on the rest of what you're doing(!).

Of course, there's no FoxMarks for it yet, which is my "killer app", so my usage will necessarily be limited, but I highly recommend it.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Nuff Said on One-Upping Sarkozy





My gun's spoken for, but, on the larger issue, does this seem to anyone else just like Harriet Miers/Geraldine Ferraro all over again, aka, let's get an inoffensive no-one with all the right moral criteria for the constituency to bring in leverage from the 'if it's a woman it must be the right thing' baby boomers? Or maybe she's just PUMA-bait?

Friday, August 22, 2008

The Frog

Once upon a time there was a frog who thought he should not have to swim. "Swimming's hard, we don't need it" thought the frog, "and anyway, just because everyone else likes to breathe all the time, why does that mean I should?"

And so the frog stopped swimming. The frog's friends didn't understand why he would not swim, and came nearby to stop him from sinking. But no frog can support another who will not swim, and so the frog slipped to where his friends could barely even touch him with a flipper.

The other frogs asked themselves, "What can we do, when he will not swim?" But none of the other frogs had any answers, so they decided that they would hang out nearby in case an opportunity to help came by.

And the frog sank a little more, and was lonely. But swim it would not. "You shouldn't have to swim! Enough of this 'you must swim' regime! Not everything is right for everyone after all!" And the frog floated around, just a little deeper than before.

Just about the time the frog was going nuts wondering why his froggy friends wouldn't join him, he met two new friends, Fish and Eel. The frog really liked Fish and Eel, who both maintained that though they were under the water, that they swam just fine. "Breathing?" said Eel, "You mean ingest air on purpose! Why should anyone want to do that?" Fish agreed, shuddering her fins at the thought.

The frog became fast friends with Fish and Eel, and, though he wouldn't follow them through all their caves, had long debates over the nature of Pond. But all the while, the frog was slowly sinking deeper.

Eventually, the frog hit bottom, and rested there after all the turmoil. "Come, let's play in caves", invited Fish, but the frog knew that playing was really just another form of swimming and breathing, only for the below-air folk, and wasn't interested.

Eventually, the frog started running out of oxygen; his vision swam for him, and everything started getting darker. Looking up at the frog-shaped silhouettes, he thought his final thought:

"I wonder how they climb so very high?"

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Dvořák and Beethoven

I'm over at my mother-in-laws running numbers right now trying to figure out why we're still hemorrhaging our savings, and just realized that when you're hopped up on narcotics for your bad back, even if you're largely immune to opiates (Russ and I seem to shrug off opiates like it's science-fiction), that's not a good time to drink a beer. Tipsy squared!

But since I'm feeling a sudden need to worship at the alter of Procrastinus, I thought I'd mention that Maddie and I were comped some tickets to the San Francisco symphony, to which we got gussied up and went last night. It was the 8th of the Dvořák's famous dances, followed by the Emperor Concerto and, after intermission, From the New World (one of my very favorites).

The woman who played piano for the Beethoven was wonderful -- she came out in a totally black gothalicious gown and candy-red 4" FMPs, and gave what I must declare to be the geekiest performance I've ever seen from a pianist in my life. It was magnificent. She was totally into it in a nonchalant, "this is such cool stuff, and, oh hey, there's an audience there!" kind of way. Really sweet. And her pianissimo attacks were sublime -- it was like hearing a butterfly stomping its feet. Just maginicent.

The 9th was more of a mixed bag. The conductor, who's apparently the heir-apparentto Michael Tilson Thomas (or, to his coterie of would-be boyfriends, "MTT"), the guy came to the podium with the score, which I didn't take to be a good sign. He started the piece in exactly the kind of gentle, sweeping way that Toscanini didn't do it, and I was inclined to be disappointed, but as time went on, things got better. You could really tell the portions of the music that he was concerned about, because they tighted up and you could really get knocked over by the subtle conversations going on, but then it would be back to grand-sweeping mediocrity. The beginning and ending of the piece were so-so (granted, so-so for this piece still makes me happy), but in exactly the middle portion where folks tend to gloss through things he really did a bang-up job. Overall it was a very nice experience, even where he let things go on autopilot -- I'll never be able to afford the kind of sound system at home that can rival tenth-row orchestra seating, so all I've gotta say is if the lady who comped them to my mother-in-law has more of them, I'll be giving a hearty "yes please".

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Problem with Minimum Wages

Assuming that you don't live in an alternate reality where all wishes are fulfilled, everyone's dreams come true, and unified school districts are Disneyland for the Mind, or, assuming you're not a politician and on the hook to promise such things for fear of other professional panderers politicians selling their "it's so good it MUST be true!" slogans, the economic affects of price controls are well understood by anyone who got a B or higher grade in Econ-101.

Artificial price ceilings demolish businesses profits and (since business's aren't in the charity field) supply gets rarer and rarer until goods can only be purchased on the black market for thousands of times their real economic worth.

Artificial price floors reduce demand and force consumers to find alternative products that they can afford while suppliers clamor for consumers to buy goods consumers can't afford. This also drives suppliers out of business, forcing them to turn to other markets where their goods are desired.

When inflation rears its ugly head, price ceilings bite and price floors are largely moot. Since it takes time for any periodic inflation to permeate an economy, not everyone benefits immediately from the absence of price floors -- in fact, it seems that the poorest of the community generally don't get the benefit, because by the time their wages have normalized, so has the given run of inflation. But at least the floor hasn't bitten them.

When deflation1 rears its ugly head, price ceilings are moot and price floors bite. The least well-off in a community feel the hit -- for this reason, almost all price floors and conspiracies to put a floor on pricing, are illegal. This is one of those areas where the political consequences are such that price-fixing laws are actually enforced, unlike other statutes for things like, oh, accepting gifts.

But the politicians that be always exempt one item from the "normal" consideration of economic consequences: wages. People always and everywhere say "inflation is bad!", unless it's wage inflation -- if the schmoe collecting carts at the local Wynn-Dixie gets an extra nickel every hour to produce the exact same economic benefit, then since that's a benefit for a WorkerTM, then since every adult worker is by definition a Registered VoterTM, then, this is seen as economic progress regardless of the fact that this drives down the corporate profits that comprise most of our tax base. During periods of inflation wage-inflation is never taken to be a bad thing by anyone who matters, aka: voters.

Well, almost....

It does matter to voters who work for auto manufacturers, because customers have the option to buy cars from companies that don't have union-controlled wage-inflation. Just like the supplier of goods mentioned above, the supplier of labor to, say, General Motors finds that GM would rather buy more robots than pay an ever increasing cost for the same labor. The unions, who derive their money not from serving their people, but from garnishing their wages collecting dues (which in some states workers must pay regardless of whether they want such "representation"), claim that the answer is to force all suppliers to use union-controlled labor (aka "we want a piece of their wages too!"), thus "evening the playing field". Since we're not yet2 a police-state, this "unfair" labor can still be purchased by Toyota, who's creaming GM and other union-infested pro-union producers.

But that's inflation. And right now, despite the increasing costs of materials3, the state of our money supply looks like it's finally left the super-inflation that it's been in4. Our real danger right now is coming from the collapse of our money supply (slowed down by the Bear-Stearns buyout); credit-lines, which are ubiquitous under inflationary regimes, are being curtailed left & right as more and more financial institutions are being shown to be "less than fully capitalized"5

The supply of money is shrinking, and, with it, people's desire to purchase goods at last-year's prices. This means producers of goods have to produce goods more cheaply than before if they're going to stay in business. There are three time-honored ways to do this:
  1. Eat the losses -- this is ruled out by the dwindling supply of credit.
  2. Use cheaper/fewer materials -- this is ruled out by increasing material costs (even fewer materials still cost more when tallied up).
  3. Use cheaper labor -- they've been doing this for years already by going overseas.
In the domestic market, some producers like airlines have opted for #3 by reducing the pay of stewardesses and pilots (with unions being forced to participate by the bankruptcy courts) -- but these business use relatively small amounts of relatively high-cost labor, so they can cut wages. For those producers who use large amounts of unskilled or semi-skilled labor (the schmoe at the Winn-Dixie), their price of labor is set by the government, so their only alternative is to reduce the number of employees on their payrolls. Or, if they're lucky, they can try to get away with not hiring replacement workers when vacancies come up. Or, if their staff are mostly part-time, they can try to reduce the number of hours per employee.

In this scenario, rather than everyone staying employed but feeling the pain as the market worsens, people who want non-dead-end jobs (aka full-time ones), rather than being able to accept a job for less than last year's wage, are simply shut out of the labor market with nowhere to go. And they can thank their local panderer politician for that.



1 The Fed acts like deflation is worse than inflation, and would say "it's uglier head", but this is because they see things from a control perspective, and, while they can inhibit demand via the price of money, they have no tools that can create demand in a deflation -- lowering the cost of money under such circumstances is like "pushing on a string". For an example, look at Japan's negative (inflation-effective) interest rates.

2... but it looks like medical treatment is heading that way fast, so that the same government that gives us quality control akin to the Post Office's one-week "overnight" delivery and the customer-service the Department of Motor Vehicles is renowned for can be in charge of every medical transaction in the country, under pain of prosecution.

3 With much of the rest of the world finally moving out of poverty this will only continue. I don't have India's numbers, but China has moved 300 million people out of poverty (the equivalent of the entire US population, and is doing its damnedest to bring the its other 1000 million out of poverty too. All these people are our price-competitors for every raw material from cement to oil, and their ability to pay is increasing.

4 Don't believe the Fed's numbers on inflation; just instead ask yourself: do you remember when a Ferrari cost $17,000? I don't, but Bill Cosby does!

5 If even Fanny-Mae has only $80B capitalizing $5.2T (that's less than 2% reserves folks!), what do you think the now-embarrassed Wachovia and others will look like once their off-balance-sheet items are brought into the sunshine?

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

FISA mess gets deeper

According to an official memorandum from yesterday, the Administration has declared that it will veto any version of the FISA legislation that doesn't offer retroactive immunity to the telephone companies that broke the current surveillance laws (Qwest being the big exception who followed the rules). Now, I know that this plays straight into the would-be fascists at Move-On's hands, but if the updates to the FISA legislation really are as important to USian lives as Bush claims they are, why on Earth is he willing to see it derailed to protect phone companies? They're concerned that companies "might be less willing to assist the Government" by, essentially, violating Federal law.

This means either:

a) protecting the US is less important than papering over violations of federal law (ominous), or
b) the administration firmly believes that it cannot protect the US from within the confines of the law (even more ominous).

It reminds me of the famous Franklin quote about freedom & security....

Friday, June 27, 2008

Oil: another good article



The picture above makes things pretty clear; click for the article.

Here's an explanation as to why Indonesia's no longer gonna be in OPEC, and why more dominoes will fall....


If there's any single human-alterable cause of oil prices right now, it's fuel subsidies in many countries that want to hide price-signals from their citizens. These subsidies are a political "third rail", even in tyrannies like China and Saudi Arabia.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Without the Hot Air

Regardless of whether you think global warming is true, false, or beneficial, we do know that we have a looming issue of energy availability for the next few generations. To that extent, a fizzlecist in England has put together the draft of a book that explains the options that people have, based on a numerical approach that respects the fact that a Watt is a lot smaller than a MW.

Highly recommended cluefulness that I'd recommend recommending.

Here's the link: http://withouthotair.com/

Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin is Dead

Sigh... Mr. Carlin made even Terry Gros's show worth listening to...

"Why is it you can get on radio and say you pricked your finger, but you can't say you fingered your *bleeped* ? They're the same words...."
It was bad enough Bill Hicks is gone; now with Carlin gone I wonder: is era of social comedians over?

Friday, June 20, 2008

Obama: best hope for Republicans?

The Reagan coalition of libertarians, fiscal conservatives and social(Christian) conservatives has been dead since Bush took office; libertarians are seen as a lunatic fringe and the social conservatives tell the fiscal conservatives "where ya gonna go?".

But as I look at Obama's current tax policy recommendations, which would raise the maximum federal marginal rates (all taxes, not just the income tax) to just over 50%, I have to think that the Clinton Democrats are being killed off by Old Labor and other nemeses from the dark past. If Obama's elected, besides the stake it would drive through the pustulent heart of Al Sharpton, it would solidify the demise of centrist democrats, once again putting the kinds of Dems in the white house that Republicans know how to win against: with a Reagan-esque coalition....

Of course, it would come at the cost of social architects on the Supreme Court, and that's not good. The current court's bad enough already--even Scalia's making decisions on policy rather than constitutionality....

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Purity Scales



Just saw the XKCD cartoon above, and was thinking about both Russ and Mike's comments regarding teaching. Surely that cartoon is apt for the sciences, but I wonder about "purity scales" for other fields. Could one really argue that tactics are merely applied strategies, for example?

Monday, June 09, 2008

The View from Mars



That's a highly telephoto viewing angle, so add lots of nothingness for the complete picture....

Thursday, May 29, 2008

What's Going On With Oil

I've been a follower of The Oil Drum for a while now, and love to check in for their articles, or, the ones I understand, at any rate, as they have an uncommonly high signal-to-noise ratio. Today they have the most succinct and cogent explanation of the oil situation that I've ever seen.

Well worth looking at.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

You can't soak the rich



There's a great editorial over at the Wall Street Journal (click image for link) about this guy named Kurt Hauser from San Francisco, who's demonstrated empirically that government receipts as a proportion of GDP are literally unaffected by income tax rates. One could only hope that the California electorate would start to pay attention and work on pro-business legislation instead of driving more of our companies over to Texas instead.

Sadly, it's not likely with the 'but it sounds good so it must be true' knee-jerk socialists that run the state. Can you believe these idiots want to add a VAT? It's no accident that the places in Europe that are kicking butt are the places growing their GDP (Ireland, Germany), not the ones that are confiscating as much as they possibly can (Spain, France, England). What I don't have a graph to show, though, is GDP-growth rate, which is affected by taxation -- ask Ireland how to benefit from a low flat tax.

But no, the local idiots are going to try to soak the rich to cover the costs of CA's incessant borrowing. Oh, and they're also going to get out of debt by borrowing more!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Doom and Gloom! Whee!

I know everyone thinks that I'm the perennial financial doom-meister, and, although I think that recent history is actually backing me up, I'd still like to be thought of as kind of a sunny guy.

...but then it's so hard when you see graphs like this:


When you look at this from a bank solvency perspective, you just gotta wonder how they're going to pay all this back. Or are they? Now that the Fed is even taking credit card debt as collateral1, maybe the plan is just to nationalize all the bad credit, which would be the bail-out of the millennium, and so far beyond the pale that the term "moral hazard" just doesn't work any more.

Students of American history might recognize a few of those "tiny" upward blips....

Yours,

Mr. Sunny Outlook Guy



1 Just because Congress said you can't wipe out credit-card debt via Chapter 11 doesn't mean these'll actually be worth anything in a high-foreclosure environment that actually makes Chapter 7 look like a better long-term deal for the debtor.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Awwww!

I know that for a red-blooded American male I have an overgrown sense of cute, but this one tops it even for me. It seems that a fox cub was orphaned in Nizhni Novgorod. In order to save its life, they decided to ask one of the local mother cats to foster it, which it did....


... and as an aside, will someone please hurry up and domesticate foxen so I can have my kittendog?

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Red Belt

I just heard on NPR a (too-short) interview of my favorite actor, Chiwetel Ejiofor, who's in some kind of drama by David Mamut called "Red Belt". I'm not a Mamut fan, but if you're a fan of Ejiofor, you may want to check it out.

In case you're not familiar with him, he was the Operator in Serenity, the doctor in Dirty Pretty Things and the drag queen in Kinky Boots. Fan-f*cking-tastic actor of the minimalist variety.

Not being a Mamut fan, this'll be a renter for me, but I'll definitely be seeing it.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Nuff Said: Non-Human Intelligence



That's an oranghutan trying to fish with a spear!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Copeland

Aaron Copeland just came on the radio and Maddie responded by saying "... and suddenly I want steak".

Gimme Gershwin any day....

Friday, April 11, 2008

Causing Poverty

This political season has made for some great entertainment watching Othello duke it out with Lady Macbeth. As pretty much everyone who knows me is aware of, I'm rooting for Othello1, but certainly not because I think that he has a clue economically. Very good he is at getting votes and, given his academic credentials, I assume that he's damn good at citing chapter and verse from legal texts. But this is a far cry from understanding how our nation actually works, or how economies work in general. Both of them have been guilty, at some point or other in this campaign of seeking to "identify and root out the causes of poverty in our nation". What a knuckle-brained idea.

At this point, I'd like to advance a small thesis, one that I would hope to be self-evident:
What we call "poverty" has been an aspect of the state of humanity since the dawn of history, remains the state of most of humanity, and has always been the state of most of the natural world. As such, "poverty" on its grand scale is not the result of causation, but is the result of lack of causation.2
I think the big sticking point is the definitions that people casually use for the opposite of poverty, "wealth". If you have as your operative definition of wealth "ill-gotten gains resulting from exploiting the masses of commodity-laborers"3, then you're nearly guaranteed to have a captive constituency of commodity-laborers who, depending on the individual, either cannot or will not elevate themselves from their commodity status. This certainly works for the philosophical socialists and their more numerous brethren, the socialists-of-convenience, among us, but does nothing for arriving at an understanding that can be used for anything. Show me one med-student or overworked lawyer who has actually "raised the jackboot of oppression over the supine body of the proletariat"4 -- not the way things work. I've seen more than one instance of someone being a jackass or worse to further him or her self personally, but this's different from claiming that the systemic actions of individuals going about their business "cause poverty". More often than not, the "causes" of poverty cited turn out to be a lack of voluntary charitable donations of time or money on the part of people busy supporting themselves and their own.

All this rhetoric, as well as a whole bunch of other societal ills, goes away in an instant when one actually regards the true meaning of the word wealth: "surplus". Regarding a lack of surplus to be caused, in general, would be as silly as regarding darkness to be caused by someone hoarding light. The great genius of several species5, including our own, is to work to create a surplus, then to dispose of that surplus at need. We've gotten so good over the centuries at creating and retaining surpluses that we've not only figured out how to exchange surpluses with other people, we've invented vast systems for disposing of excess surpluses. In fact, for a long period of time centers of power competed with each other for how artfully they could squander surpluses6.

The baseline determination of who's wealthy encoded in the sentiment "having more than you need" is wrong not only due to the implication that one becomes wealthy by taking more than one's share, but also because it ignores the fact that not all surpluses are equal. We've all seen examples of people with lifestyles that are way beyond our own means who complain incessantly of how they wish they were better off. These people have fallen into the common trap of exchanging too much of their liquid surplus for illiquid surpluses. Whether it's upgrading the kitchen to the very latest granite counter-tops, buying the Bentley one's always wanted, or simply moving into a higher-end neighborhood7. It's one thing to have an item, but it's quite another to be able to consume it, and for all the moral talk against "consumer consumption", the fact of the matter is that we all have a baseline consumption that we must meet, plus an extra level that we entitle our "lifestyle", to which we're sufficiently accustomed that we maintain it as if it were part of the baseline. While we retain property rights over non-consumable items, it's only those items that we can either consume, or which we can exchange for consumables, that really define our surpluses. Surely, if we get in financial trouble, we can sell our thousand-inch plasma-TV on Craigslist, but we can only do so at a significant discount from what we paid for it, and at a price that is difficult to determine ahead of time -- not the stuff monthly budgets are made of.

The "cause", so to speak, of poverty is, simply put, failure to create or retain consumable surplus. If we're avid gardeners and have access to land, we can grow and set aside stores of food for later use. We can also sell our labor for more than our lifestyle costs and pocket the difference. Then of course, one also has to dodge Uncle Sam, who'll come through and grab our surplus for the "public good"8; lately Congress & the Fed's theft of our surpluses via currency devaluation has become quite a matter for concern too9. But however it goes, what we have to do to stay out of poverty is to amass surpluses.

So all that having been said, what I'd really like to see from politicians who claim to care about the poor is a debate not on the causes of poverty, but on how we can identify and remove obstacles to an individual's ability to generate wealth10, and what can be done to ameliorate these obstacles without simply stealing, as the great sage Izzard said, "from people who are comfortable and giv[ing] to the moderately impoverished". Rolling up our sleeves and creating wealth was what made this country great, not the current situation where our governments are the largest block-employer11. We don't have to be the world's biggest debtor-nation -- we can get the ship aright again. But we'll never do it while supposing that wealth is the natural norm and poverty the aberration.




1 I'm rooting for Obama not because I think he'd made the best president of the three, but as a strategic play. Obama's "towards a more perfect union" rhetoric is working so well because independents and those Dems who don't happen to be shrill zealots are sick to death of the Gramsci-esque "I'm a Righteous Anger Studies major planning a divisive career in Identity Politics". Clinton, OTOH, is a confirmed Gramsci follower. If we can muddle through four years of incompetent socialism to remind the Republicans of what (fiscal) conservatism is all about and get them back on the wagon, while simultaneously removing one of the fangs from the Marxists on the left, I call it a good deal: may the best conservative win in 2012. Now that the macro-economic sins of the past two decades are coming back to haunt us, the disaster that we risk during the '08-'12 time-frame might even help to dissuade the public of the curious left-wing notion that if only a few of us can afford something, then somehow, collectively, we all can. Wishful thinking, perhaps, but the combination of a non-Gramsci-esque political approach plus a discrediting of idiot-socialism seems worth the risk.
2 Clearly genocides, murders and crippling diseases all can be regarded as individual causes of instances of poverty. Anyone who argues otherwise is an idiot; but I'm talking about the larger picture here.
3 Under the sanctifying label of "workers", as if 60-hour weeks at a desk fail to constitute "work".
4 Not original to me: my socialist friend used the term humorously to describe her time purchasing labor from her employees.
5 Ants and squirrels, for example.
6 The palace at Versailles, Beethoven's symphonies and the only English gift to cuisine, ice-cream, might be good examples. Dubai is perhaps our finest disposer of surpluses at the moment, but I suspect the Chinese will catch up one day.
7 Michelle Obama has famously complained that things are so financially tight for them, in spite of enjoying a high-six-figure income and living in a mansion.
8 Which I generally define as enriching politicians at the public's expense, but that could be Lazarus Long's influence.
9 This is not a total loss -- since fiat currencies are inherently inflationary, the theft of ordinary people's savings by the legislature is somewhat offset by the fact that the super-rich cannot simply save their money or it will likewise erode. When you have seven figures in your savings account, these kinds of inflationary losses are huge, so this inflationary tendency forces the super-rich to purchase labor via the equity markets (public or private). It's hard to overstate how important these capital flows are to the rest of us, albeit indirectly: if you want to see what a country without (re)investment looks like, North Korea and Somalia are very good examples.
10 Vouchers to get inner-city students out of the drop-out factories euphemistically referred to as "schools" would be a good start....
11 Our governments, taken as a sector, employ almost a million more people than the next largest sector, wholesale & retail trade: roughtly twenty-three-ish million people.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

What's that gun?



If you listen to the recording of this firefight, there's a BRRRRAP that sounds a lot like a vulcan-phalanx cannon, but those things aren't exactly man-portable. Anyone hazard a guess?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Nuff Said: I WANTS ONE

The Chart to Watch

As we're all aware of by now, the Fed's propping up the commercial banking sector by monetizing debt, which my brother assures me is how all great powers eventually wane -- I suspect that's true, too. It's why my normally uber-conservative bond-laden 401(k) has a little over a pound of proxy gold in it (StreetTracks Gold Trust, GLD) as an inflation hedge.

I don't know how often it's updated, but the wickedly friendly FRED charting facility that the St. Louis Fed puts out has the following chart available:


The Fed was already allowing the commercial banking sector to debase the currency by explosive creation of monetary equivalents (esp. via the USDJPY carry trade), but this chart shows the amount to which credit is being extended using essentially worthless collateral. Or maybe not worthless; who knows how many of the subprime mortgages will really blow up in the long run, but certainly not the AAA-rated cash-reserve-equivalent collateral that should be used. Right now the Fed has no choice if it's going to fulfill its second mandate of protecting employment. Right now we're so close to Scylla that aiming the prow at Charibdis (sp?) doesn't seem like that bad of an option, but once we're in the jaws of the latter foe, this chart'll help show just how much white-phosphorus we've added down in the boilder room.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Helicopter Ben To The Rescue

There's something really weird on the radio tonight: sounds like Holst meets Gershwin....

Anyway, there's obviously a lot of news about the bail-out of Bear Stearns, and I'd like to chime into the chorus with a view that'll be anathema to some and gospel to others -- it wasn't a bail-out.

I repeat: it wasn't a bail-out.

This time last week Bear Stearns's stock price was $75/sh -- today it spiked up to $6. Shareholders and employees of B.S. (my, what an unfortunate set of initials!) have taken it in the shorts -- we're talking about livelihoods lost, retirements ruined, portfolios smashed. No-one with an interest in Bear Stearns's success was helped one iota by the Fed's actions. We'll see if their CEO keeps his shirt when the civil suits are finished with him, but anyway....

The phrase to keep in mind is "counterparty risk". I'll circle back to that in a second, but basically we should regard the derivative markets (literally: where an asset is created that derives its value from the value of some other asset according to fixed rules) as a ticking time-bomb, and Helicopter Ben's trying like mad to cut the right wires. There are all kinds of examples that one could give, like options, futures, options on futures, etc. all the way up to 6th-level arcana like convexity-swaps, but the point can be made via garden-variety short-selling. When you sell a stock short, you borrow the instrument in question and sell it, creating an IOU to the holder of the stock that you have to make good on, hopefully by buying the stock back at a lower price. Nowadays the exchanges make short-sales very easy (depending on which exchange and under what rules, they may not even have to borrow the stock any more, but let's pretend they still do). If we had to enter into these stock-lending arrangements on our own, very few short-sales would happen, because let's face it: good intentions don't count when you're talking about seriously real amounts of moolah. The reason that any short-sales actually happen is because someone takes the role of a "market maker", which they do not only by having a big building and lots of account numbers, but also by assuming the counterparty risk of the market's participants. So if you loan me 5,000 shares of Microsloth so I can sell them short, but it turns out that Vista SP2 is such a rampaging success that Richard Stallman does a public-service TV commercial for them, you don't have to worry that I've just lost my shirt and can't get you your shares back -- the market maker will make you whole and then will send guys with violin cases to collect from me.

Although Bear Stearns was a smaller player among "the big guys" on Wall Street, it held bazillions of financial instruments, all of which had "in case of bozo, see Bear Stearns to be made whole" metaphorically stencilled upon the back of them. We all know how much "bozo" there has been to go around in so far as exposure to the sub-prime lending debacle goes -- it's been sorely straining market-makers to the point that the Fed has had to reinvent its product-line to keep banks upright. But Bear Stearns was not only a market-maker for a lot of those instruments, but also took highly-leveraged positions in this toxic-waste market itself! In its greed it nuked itself ... and their shareholders have gotten creamed for it; wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, they're outta there.

What Bernanke just engineered was not merely a face-saving gesture so that the Wall Street Journal didn't have "BEAR STEARNS BANKRUPT!" plastered across its front page; Bernanke in fact just saved the commercial banking system from a run on it that would have made Black Monday (which was when Russia said "you know all those pesky bond-things y'all are holding that you think we're going to pay back, uh, I wouldn't go using them as collateral for any assets you care about") look like a walk in the park by comparison. All of those we-owe-you's that Bear Stearns has floating around would have had their status's changed from "it's Bear Stearns, of course they're good" to "I wonder how much I'll have left once the bankruptcy judge's finished with 'em". You and I don't normally pay too much attention to the solvency of our local banks, because unless we've got an account with over $100,000 in it (Mother May I?), the FDIC will make us whole in case our bank goes bozo. But most of the modern banking system isn't part of the FDIC, so if Bear Stearns had been allowed to go toes-up, there would have been tens of thousands of people with big smoking craters where there wallets had just been, and the rest of the already-skiddish commercial-banking customers would have gone "holy fucking shit on a horseshoe, Jack, I'm cashing out my account like mucho-pronto". This would have not only have led to the complete destruction of what reserves the banking system has left, but would have killed the extension of credit to anyone, no matter how good their FICO score. Imagine most of the world trying to cash out their dollar-based derivatives -- most of them being highly leveraged affairs. Next to "bloodbath" in the OED would be the phrase "300 trillion notional dollars in assets cutting their prices in competition for 1.4 trillion dollars of hard currency". Total nightmare -- you'd be able to buy a Lexus for a thousand dollars, but you'd be too shit-scared to take anyone up on the deal. Normally a bank won't call (demand immediate repayment) a mortgage with a loan-to-value ration less than 80%, but under that kind of scenario, what do you think your house would be worth? With all of its creditors suddenly turned into jackals, how long would your employer keep the lights on? Bad. Bad bad bad.

Instead, J.P. Morgan has "bought" Bear Stearns for a price so ridiculously low that you might as well consider it an administration-fee, and the Federal Reserve has guaranteed all $30B of Bear Stearns's outstanding obligations.

Bailout? Nah, I call it salvation.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Deep Kim Chee

Holy Fuck!




It's no wonder that Bernanke is rushing to nationalize so much of our debt. I just don't have words to describe how bad this is, but I rescind all criticism of "Helicopter Ben". Tank the currency, inflate our way outta dept, whatever it takes....

This, sports fans, is bad.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Quiet Lately

Just in case anyone's wondering, I haven't fallen off of the planet; I've just been really busy after the last re-org -- we're drinking from the firehose over here trying to get up to speed on what everything is, how everything works, etc., with a baptism-by-fire "Welcome to the NFL" preliminary task to get us all started....

Will resume more postings when I understand SCA, SOA, SDOs, EJBs and several other TLAs.

David Mamut becomes a Libertarian

That bastion of right-wing conservative authoritarianism The Village Voice has an excellent article about famed neo-Con playwright David Mamet's fall to Libertarianism. Mamut's betrayal of the political principles this country was founded upon will surely reverberate for months as the mainstream right-wing intelligencia of our nation's universities cope.

Yes, I'm being satirical, but the piece is real, and well articulated.

An Excerpt:

I found not only that I didn't trust the current government (that, to me, was no surprise), but that an impartial review revealed that the faults of this president—whom I, a good liberal, considered a monster—were little different from those of a president whom I revered.

Bush got us into Iraq, JFK into Vietnam. Bush stole the election in Florida; Kennedy stole his in Chicago. Bush outed a CIA agent; Kennedy left hundreds of them to die in the surf at the Bay of Pigs. Bush lied about his military service; Kennedy accepted a Pulitzer Prize for a book written by Ted Sorenson. Bush was in bed with the Saudis, Kennedy with the Mafia.


In entirely other news, somebody knows me....



Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Memory Lane, Clinton style

For those who weren't in Washington DC during the Clinton years (especially the earlier ones), Maggie's Farm has a pretty good list of why I'm so opposed to her. I'm all for an eventual female president, but HRC should be allowed no closer to the Presidency than it takes for a Secret Service agent to taser her (preferably on YouTube)....

Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her 'record,' which she says includes her eight years in the White House as First Lady - or 'co-president' - and her seven years in the Senate. Here is a little reminder of what that record includes:

As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told both Bill Bradley and Patrick Moynihan, key votes needed to pass her legislation, that she would 'demonize' anyone who opposed it. But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party. (And in the next election, her party lost control of both the House and Senate.) -

Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations, Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood, were forced to withdraw their names from consideration. She then chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill himself as 'my worst mistake.'

Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known, her name had to be withdrawn.

Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively. Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign. [The FBI were not allowed to investigate the site of Foster's death: the Clintons required the Federal Park Police to do it! They also barred the FBI from looking into Foster's office (via Nussbaum). To be fair, all this could have been Bill's work...]

Hillary also recommended a close friend of the Clintons, Craig Livingstone, for the position of director of White House Security. When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of up to 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (“Filegate”) and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, both Hillary and her husband denied knowing him. FBI agent Dennis Sculimbrene confirmed in a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing in 1996 both the drug use and Hillary's involvement in hiring Livingstone. After that, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office, after serving seven presidents for over thirty years.

In order to open “slots” in the White House for her friends the Thomasons (to whom millions of dollars in travel contracts could be awarded), Hillary had the entire staff of the White House Travel Office fired; they were reported to the FBI for 'gross mismanagement' and their reputations ruined. After a thirty-month investigation, only one, Billy Dale, was charged with a crime - mixing personal money with White House funds when he cashed checks. The jury acquitted him in less than two hours.

Another of Hillary's assumed duties was directing the 'bimbo eruption squad' and scandal defense:

---- She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit. ---- She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs. ---- Then they had to settle with Paula Jones after all.---- And Bill lost his law license for lying to the grand jury ---- And Bill was impeached by the House. ---- And Hillary almost got herself indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice (she avoided it mostly because she repeated, 'I do not recall,' 'I have no recollection,' and 'I don't know' 56 times under oath).

Hillary wrote 'It Takes a Village,' demonstrating her Socialist viewpoint. [I'm just fine with her putting her belief's in public; this may have been her one case of truth-in-advertising -- but not an advert any libertarian's going to like.]

Hillary decided to seek election to the Senate in a state she had never lived in. Her husband pardoned FALN terrorists in order to get Latino support and the New Square Hassidim to get Jewish support. Hillary also had Bill pardon her brother's clients, for a small fee, to get financial support. [I'd actually like to see some cites for this one, but it wouldn't surprise me.]

Then Hillary left the White House, but later had to return $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork she had stolen. [The Clinton's claim that these were 'gifts' in spite of the (very) well known law stating that gifts received over <current statutory amount> become the property of the gov't. Even as a pond-scum level consultant for DOE, I had to certify awareness of these laws....]

Hillary's husband further protected her by asking the National Archives to withhold from the public until 2012 many records of their time in the White House, including much of Hillary's correspondence and her calendars. (There are ongoing lawsuits to force the release of those records.)

As the junior Senator from New York, Hillary has passed no major legislation. She has deferred to the senior Senator (Schumer) to tend to the needs of New Yorkers, even on the hot issue of medical problems of workers involved in the cleanup of Ground Zero after 9/11.

Hillary's one notable vote; supporting the plan to invade Iraq, has since been disavowed.


Since she claims "35" years of experience, technically one should also cite Cattle-Gate, the Castle-Grand affair (aka Webster Hubble), union-busting for WalMart (which I'm for, but doesn't look pretty on her record for unionistas), etc. But honestly, the "sniff test" was failed long ago. Compared to HRC, I'd even take Santorum for President (*shudder*).


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